Back when the mom found out we had (shudder) fleas, we were subjected to the indignity of baths! ALL of us. Can you believe it??? WHAT is the matter with these people? DON'T they see we take baths EVERY DAY?! CAN'T they SMELL how clean we are??? HOW do reasonable cats like us DEAL with ignorant beans like them??
So, they didn't even let me out of the PTU when we got home from the V.E.T.s (Vishus Evil Torcherer's), but plunked me straight into the tub. And proceeded to use a Coconut/ Berry shampoo on me. How disgusting and humiliating! I mean, I'm a MANCAT. Couldn't they use something MANLY on me, like maybe FOX URINE scented shampoo or something like that? Oh, no! That would make TOO MUCH SENSE!
So while the Girl was SCRUBBING away, I fought as hard as I could. I twisted and squirmed, and finally I saw my chance and I CHOMPED! I didn't let go, and when she didn't squeal, I CHOMPED HARDER!! Until she did squeal ... well, more like yell "OH, NO YOU DIDN'T!!". And a few words I can't repeat here cause young kittens may be reading. THAT my friends, is a FURRY MANLY MAN BITE. Bite 'em til they holler! And, O! Did it feel GOOD! It was definitely better for my teeth than Greenies!
Before the bite
LOOK AT ME! Do you blame me?
After the bite
Tomorrow the thrilling tale continues...........
I'm sorry its taken SO LONG to tell this tale, but the Mom is incredibly lame about getting things done! And she runs on and on about anything and everything! NOT a good combination. By the way, don't be taken in by those first 2 photos, they were posed so the mom could take pictures. She's not good at pictures either! I really did fight hard, like a mancat should.
11 comments:
I can't blame you at all, Bath is horror !!!!
::Shudder::
You have my sympathy.
Aacckkk! We've never had baths like that and hope we never have to!
Good for you!! We can't imagine getting a baff....that would be torture and definitely worth putting the bitey on someone!
A BATH! How HORRIBLE! You did the right thing. A bitey was definitely called for!!
A bath - don't they know CB Members don't have baths by law!
We hope that bitey was just the start of your retaliation - we suggest a poop on a human's pillow
next.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Good for you pal. Guess you showed her.
We hope that the Girl lost BUCKETS of bludz! Baths are so awful, and a girly shampoo on top is the Final Indignity.
btw--did she taste like chik-kun?
We've never had anything like that happen to us, we think you were justified in the bite!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
I didn't even try to lay a bitey on mommy this afternon but I will make up for it tomorrow.
xoxox
Whaaat??? You smell like a coconut? We think she got off lightly with just one bite!
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