Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Seriously Crabulated Kitty

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Some things just tick me off!  Like picking on baby seals, throwing kittens from speeding cars, Mica Minnie Moo, or bullies.  Specially the bullies who STEAL YOUR FURS!!  What is the MATTER with some beans that they feel they have a right to rip your furs right off your body before the furs are ready to leave it?  The NATURAL way to lose furs is to be scratched and have them gently float away onto a bean.  No violent ripping.  Where is PETA?  The Humane Society?  Next time, I'm calling PROTECTIVE SERVICES!!



The Girl started by tearing the furs right off my back.  She KNOWS I HATE this!!  So I hummed at her.  The mom offered to do it, but The Girl thinks she can just do everything cause she worked at a V.E.T.s!  What does this tell you about her?  That's right!  She's a sadist!  She and Oui Oui may be so lovey dovey and happy together, well, pffft!



 Then she unceremoniously flipped me over.

 Good Cod!  Have some modesty!
My hums escalated into growls.

She clamped my mouth shut when I tried to persuade her to stop with my teeth.  The nerve!  My mommy would never have done this!  I would have bitten her (gently, not hard like I would Mica Moo), she would have gotten angry and stopped.  But not this demon!  And she knows I hate any one touching my belly more than anything.

When she was done, I was seriously crabulated!

Then she scrunched up my beautiful furs into "Kitty Kotton".
I was not amused!

20 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Wow, that was quite an ordeal! You will probably hate me, but I LOVE being brushed.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh the horror! You poor thing! I hope you were compensated with many many yummy treats!
Crabulated... MOL I love that word!

Fuzzy Tales said...

Hahahaha! Your face says it all. We enjoy being brushed and combed, actually. :-)

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Oh the nerve! But we bet you're feeling much lighter and happier now, right? ;)

Marg said...

Wow, that is a lot of hair but we sure don't blame you for being really unhappy. Not many of us liked being brushed. Have a great Wed.

Mariodacat said...

Gasp - that's abuse if I ever saw it. You need to report her ...... but.... to whom?

The Island Cats said...

Julie, you wanna hear something weird?? I like having my furs ripped out!!

Zoey

The Meezers or Billy said...

oh Julie, did you get furminated? look at it this way - you could haf made a mini-you - just think - a whole 'nother Julie!

Katie Isabella said...

Oh Julie. My mom was looking at a furminator yesterday, thank COD she decided against it.

By the way, you are G-O-R-J-U-S-S!!!

Brian said...

Oh my goodness, you poor thing! I am sure glad I have short furs!

Jewel said...

Kizzie knows the feeling - not keen on being groomed. Good thing her furs are short.

Nerissa said...

Oh, the inhumanity of it all! Are you okay?

Hannah and Lucy said...

Lucy laughs at me when she sees the evil brush coming out of hiding - it's not fair that I get all this attention and she doesn't need it.
Luv Hannah xx and Lucy ha!ha! xx

Cheri said...

Oh dear - we try to do that to our Al and he is too hard to handle. For all your struggle, Mom did a good job!

Cats of wildcat woods

Avalons Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

::GASP:: Oh My Juliekinz ^..^ Da Horror & Indignity ov it All!!! You come away wif me Now!! We go sumplace where "the Girl" can't findz you...... and me haz sum chocolate meezerz fur you and stogiez :)).Me give you washez to make you feel better ♥xoxoxo♥^..^ I know Special place in Garden where we can go.......... ::shhhhhh::
Luvz my Julie , Gabriel ^..^

peee esss: Penelope HATEZ!!!her belleh touched too ^..^

~*Connie*~ said...

aww.. so sorry for the indignities, but admit it, aren't you just a little glad that all that fur isn't in your tummy?? cause if you groomed it off yourself that is where it would end up..

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, you look very very crabulated, indeed! But we have to say, you sure look pretty after your ordeal. :)

ABBY said...

Oh dear poor Julie
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Eric and Flynn said...

We both enjoy being groomed, but we can understand you being crabilated when she ignored your warnings, and even had the nerve to keep your mouth clamped shut.

Kjelle Bus said...

OMC !
Did she take ALL your fur ??!!