It starts with me staring at my tail.
That sassy thing taunts and tantalizes me.
I do my best to subdue it!
The circles get tighter and tighter.
Sometimes it gets so wild I fall over!
Hey, is someone watching?
Carl, are you alright? You're not a little touched, are you?
He just might be! He only chases his tail in The Girl's bathroom, on The Girl's bathmat. Its his only regular exercise.
Again, a special thanks goes out to The Mom, who as regular readers here know, uses her phone as a camera and manages to take the most boring pix while missing the great ones because they are too blurry. Kudos, Mom! Learn to download your real camera!