Sunday, June 17, 2012

MANCAT MONDAY

Not happy with the mom.

Carl here.  You would not believe what happened to me last Monday!  I was lazing in bed as usual, thinking mancat thoughts, when the mom unceremoniously dumped me in the PTU and took me to a place I'd never seen.  They proceeded to do the most unnerving things!  They bathed me.  Twice! Combed my manly locks and checked the manly tocks.  When they were finished, the mom was there waiting for me.  I looked like a new cat!


Just because we are somewhere new doesn't mean I will look into the flashy box.

Yes, I was wearing a swanky little tie!  When the lady told the mom I liked it, she couldn't believe it.  After all, I was one of the cats who lost all his bones when she dressed me up for Howl-O-Ween.  When we got home she left it on, and yes, she could see I did like it.  Who doesn't like to look jaunty and dashing once in a while?

Naturally I headed right back to bed. 
Even though it was an exhausting day, I still made some biscuits.

And slept the sleep of innocence, as it were. 

Augh!  That stupid flashy box!
Go away!
If you want to do something constructive, go buy me some more ties.

31 comments:

Katie Isabella said...

CARL! You did NOT get groomed? You did? You look totally outrageously even MORE handsome than you did. You look fabulous.

I wish you and Admiral could sing another duet...she would be dazzled at your manly appearance. Not that you weren't manly before of course. Just that TIE...WHOA! Lookin' GOOD!

Nerissa said...

You should ask your mom for a tie for each day of the week, I think. Different colours and patterns for each day. That would be pretty neat, don't you agree? purrs

Katnip Lounge said...

BATHED? TWICE!?! NO!!!!!!!!

::cats passing out all over::

Salem thinks Mancats in swanky business attire are smexsay!

Julia Williams said...

OMC, you look soooooo dashing in that tie!!! I guess it was worth getting a baff if you got a swanky tie after it was over.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I can't believe you went through all that with such cool! It would be freak out city with any of us here - and there would be NO tie wearing! Even though it would be sort of Marlene Dietrich-like on us girlkitties.

brandi said...

Groomed? A tie?? What a dashing mancat you are!!!

Keisha said...

Awww, u are cute. :)

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Looking great! and the tie! Wow, handsome!!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Wow, Carl, my Man. Ordinarily, I am opposed on principle to Kitties in Clothes. But that tie, well, that tie is something. You look GOOD, Man. Red really works for us House Panthers. I might hafta get me one a them ties.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

What a pawsome looking tie! And it goes right with your fur. You look mighty funky with your freshly groomed coat AND tie.

rumpydog.com said...

Well Carl, you know what they say, "every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man."

Marg said...

Oh Carl, you do look so fancy int that tie and all cleaned and fluffed. Bet you feel good too. Love the tie. Take care.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Carl, we're sorry about all the bathing (aacckkk!), but you sure do look dapper and handsome in that tie! So maybe it was worth the bathing in the end. Nah....

Laila and Minchie said...

Carl, you look so dashing in your tie! It can be your trademark now! You look so fresh and floofy.

Brian said...

That sounds horrible, but you do look mighty fancy!

Hannah and Lucy said...

You had two baths - that is so awful for you - we are both thinking we hope we aren't next in the queue.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

What a manly way to begin Mancat Monday! Carl you are one hep cat!

Willow said...

Carl you look extra mancattly I'm very verkelmp at how dapper you are in your new tie.

clowiescorner said...

You do look handsome, so it was worth it!

Repositório said...

You´re so cute!!!

Katie and Glogirly said...

Jaunty is a great look for you, Carl.
Swoon!
; ) Katie

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

You look very dashing, Carl!

CCL Wendy said...

Carl, you look devastatingly handsome and dapPURR after all of that! I must say you handled it very well despite all of your objections.

And who knew, you'd be the next Top Mancat Model? Awesome!

By the way, I did a different style of 'gif' on Dylan today.

CCL Wendy said...

Carl, you look devastatingly handsome and dapPURR after all of that! I must say you handled it very well despite all of your objections.

And who knew, you'd be the next Top Mancat Model? Awesome!

By the way, I did a different style of 'gif' on Dylan today.

Julie Baugh said...

Oh dear! Not the best of days, but it was worth it for how good you look now.

Eric and Flynn said...

The horror of two baths!!! But it was worth it in the end. You look very handsome and mancatly in your tie.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

Carl you look SUPER HANDSOME in that tie but someone needs to tell your Mom that cats GROOM THEMSELVES!!!

Geesh!

ABBY said...

Carl
A well dressed mancat always catches the attention of the ladies in the house!

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Kat and the Furrsonality gang said...

WOW! 0.o What a strange thing for humans to do. But you do look absolutely dashing in that tie, Carl.

The Island Cats said...

Carl, you do look rather jaunty in that tie! Y'know, a mancat's gotta get cleaned up and look presentable sometimes. You did good.

Wally & Ernie

meowmeowmans said...

Carl, you sure are looking suave and debonaire in that tie! As you know, Angel Graphite loved wearing his, too! :)