Wednesday, January 2, 2013

HELP!!



Kitties!

We need help!  Did you read the mom's sob story about how bad she feels after her "surgery"?  Let us tell you, she didn't smell anything like the {{shutter}} V.E.T.s and we think she is just a malingerer.  And lazy.  Yup, we checked her out and sniffed around when she was asleep, and she hadn't been to that dreaded place.  We can't believe she'd lie to us and then to you about something like that!


Now she is violating our First Amendment rights!  She could stop cooking dinner, going to work or maybe even taking showers so she could blog and leave comments for us, but NOOOooo . . .  Imagine how we feel!

Carl says if she doesn't start blogging and leaving comments SOON, he is going to pee in the corners of her bedroom.  We are desperate, and you know what they say about desperate times.


20 comments:

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Awww, poor guys. We hope you cut your mommy some slack! She may not smell like the vet, but trust me, the place she went was just as not fun! Hugs and purrs!

The Island Cats said...

We don't think we would cross Carl. Hopefully, your mom gets the message before drastic measures are taken. ;)

Katnip Lounge said...

Holy CODfrey! Things must be getting bad around there...how about a few well-placed claw tips to help motivate her? The boobicles are where WE like to start piercing...

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

OMC, I think there is about to be a revolt at your house!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We hope your Mom gets the hint before drastic measures are taken! Carl's look scares us...

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Carl looks pretty serious there! The human vet doesn't smell the same as the cat vet. Really! Don't punish your mom yet!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

It sounds like a very delicate situation. We think you should put Julie in charge of the investigation.

Purrs,
The Chans

Pat Hatt said...

Lmao, poop on her pillow, that will make her move at least.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

hay, itz knot carl who bee pee inn in de houze itz de naybor kitteh

we haz proof.....

Marilia said...

Beautiful guys!!!!

Avalons Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

Oh Dearz!!!! ^..^ Owr mom didn't go to da hooman V E T , but we thinkz dis iz sum kinda hooman movement cauze owr mom hazn't hit da keyboard to do owr blog in weekz!!!! Furst she blamez it on da dad fur being home fur 2 weekz and NOE!?! ....... ^..^ WE thinkz maybe when Julie iz finished wif your mom , she come ofur and helpz Us! ^..^ S.O.S

♥♥♥xoxoxoxo♥♥♥

peee esss..... haz anyone seen Gabriel ???? ^..^ cauz we hazn't seen him in weekz...... ^..^ we thinkz him and Julie iz up to sumfin....... ^..^

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

now now, cut your Mom some slack! She has come through a hard time...give her some extra kisses...she needs that right now

sparkyspitfire said...

jeeze. you'd think having Julie around would scare the human straight. it must be seriousness. human here is sick too and lots o' other peeps, so it looks like eva kitteh has to pitch and start biting ankles, lest the humans start napping and neglecting their solemn can-opening duties. so start biting! after that, we can all take a nap.

ABBY said...

Carl just let Julie loose on da Mom that'll get things straighten out. *teehee* Nobody messes with Miss Julie!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We unnerstand, but we paw a plea that you be kind to yer Mom. She's the only one ya got...

meowmeowmans said...

Wait, wait! The human vet doesn't smell like the v-e-t! HONEST!

Give the mom some extra headbonks and kitty kisses. We know that will make her feel better. :)

CCL Wendy said...

If looks could kill, you're Mommy wouldn't be around at all! Carl and Julie sure know how to make their dissatisfaction known.

I must say, you should give your Mom some slack, though. Humans aren't as resilient as kitties, and things like operations tend to keep them down for longer.

Happy New Year to you all. May 2013 bring improved health, good fortune and happy times from start to finish.

Katz Tales said...

How shocking! We truly feel for you. Still, maybe she's being brave?

Wishing you a Meowy New Year! Au, Target and Guido and Ellen aka De Survunt

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Did the Great Ceiling Cat give you claws and teefs or not? Are you kitties or mice? Give you BLOG POSTS or expect PEE MAIL all over the house! Ever notice how the Humans always seem just well enough to take care of their OWN needs?? Hrmph. She *is* feedling you, right? RIGHT? DO I need to call the Purrlice?

Willow said...

Give your Mom some kitty TLC and I'm sure with a little patience you will be rewarded with more blog posts. Purring for the Mom.