Monday, February 11, 2013

O Woe!

O woe is us!
 
Kitties, let us tell you our tale of woe!  For days we have been neglected and ignored!  The Girl came for a visit and you would think at least one of the beans would have helped us blog, but not once did they even mention it.


All they did was run in and out of the house.  If we ran out 5 minutes after coming in all day long, you know the mom would be whining more than we are now.  But here's the silver lining:  they were so busy, the mom didn't even think to bring out the flashy box.  Not once!  Naturally, we didn't remind her.


Then they crowded around their laptops, and again, did either think of us?  NO!  They were busy setting up a website for The Girl's new business and ordering stuff like business cards and T shirts, but NO CAT FOOD!  Yes, they had time for everything but us.  We did get a good laugh cause the mom thought she was all that, cause she helped us set up our blog!  {{eye roll}}


And just when the mom told The Girl she was sure her plastic was going to melt, the plastic company called and put her plastic on hold cause they suspected fraud.  The mom had to tell them unfortunately it was all her.  Of course we laughed cause everyone knows if you order cat foods its a good luck charm and nothing like that would have happened.


Spitty suggested we used our SPOD*, but The Girl clipped our claws!  Yes, there was time to disfigure and maim us.

Well, we feel much better now we got all this off our chests and we hope everything is back to normal.    Except now we are POOR.

We've been thinking of all our furriends who were dumped on with massive amounts of snow.  Try to stay warm, and we hope you have lectrickitty.  We're purring for all of you!

*  From Spitty's contest, Smacky Paws of Doom

The back of disrespect.

22 comments:

A few Good Cats said...

This will not do! We are confident you will come up with a punishment that fits the crime.

Katie and Glogirly said...

What you kitties have had to put up with!!!
It's just not right.
One word: Revenge.

; ) Katie & Glogirly

meowmeowmans said...

Well, the humans have to sleep sometime, right? You could always wake them up repeatedly (there are enough of you ... you can take turns)! ;)

Hope everything with the Girl's new business is all set to go.

Hugs!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Oui Oui, that face you are making? That is me 24-7! At least your human has only subjected you to temporary madness!

Avalon's Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

Whoa Oui Oui, Julie & MMM !!! You all sure gotz da paturbed Look goin on!!! ^..^ And youz got maimed too!!! We getz ignored, but fankfully not maimed ^..^ You poor kittiez, maybe you should teleport ofur to vizit wif us! ♥♥xoxo♥♥

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We think a house trashing party is in order! Hee hee.
Don't worry, we'll bring the food, since you're now *poor*. MOL.

Simba said...

Such disrespect to all of you. But we do wish all the best for the new business! Maybe they will at least now buy some more catfuds.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh you poor neglected things! You need extra treats and toys and everything your little hearts desire! Who cares if they spent all their green papers, cats come first! Right?

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Poor and clawlesss? That is a tale of woe indeed! We feel for you. Should we send some food?

Purrs,
The Chans

Marg said...

Oh dear, poor kitties. You need to give that girl and the mom a big smack. They were very norty. Hope they get themselves straightened out. Take care.

Mr Puddy said...

I feel your pain !
How human can forget " Food " for us !
I 'm the same ! I will do anything to let she know her job !
I guess now she is behave..MOL

Pat Hatt said...

LOL love the back of disrespect, how dare those humans neglect. At least the flashy box was not at play and yeah the human got called for fraud on his card last month, it was him though, silly humans.

haopee said...

That is awful. Those evil beans. They deserve the back of disrespect.

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

Fur Everywhere said...

We is sorry all the beans ignored you, but we hopes things is back to normals nows. Maybe you should steal your mom's plastic and order some cat noms with it! MOL!

Purrs,
Carmine and Milita

Brian said...

Oh no, you sure have had a rough time of it!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

carl...pssst...EWE iz knot poor buddy...dont cha rememburr de trip ta de "vault" in Australia...... dont say ya spended de $ ************ all reddy !! ???

************ posted ta keep de amount oh cash undizclosed....

;)

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

oh my CAT you are soooooo Mistreated! Indeed! SMOD are definitely called for in this situation!!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

this was sooo funny! The back of disrespect, the card melting, fraud...lol!! You are right, if she had just ordered cat food, NONE of this would have happened!

Katie Isabella said...

Oh COD I love SPOD!!! Carl...yer lookin' good, bro!

ABBY said...

Oh noes is right!
We now hope everything has been corrected and amends have been made. or more SPOD!

The Island Cats said...

We hope the humans saw the error of their ways and make it up to all of you...BIG TIME!!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Yeah, if the Mom had ordered cat food, the plastic people would have KNOWN it wasnt fraud!