Thursday, June 5, 2014

WANTED!


IMMEDIATE OPENING!

Great Benefits and Purrsonal Satisfaction!

Must be Willing Not to Travel!

Gently Used Applicants Welcome.

We are seeking an enthusiastic mom (or dad) who enjoys waking at the crack of dawn to serve kitties their foods.  Someone who doesn't fluster at being run across at night or hearing odd scratching sounds.  She (or he) must be willing to play or pet at all hours, be at our beck and call, and live according to our whims.  Someone who is committed to blogging for us every day and knows a typo when she (he) sees it.  And someone who doesn't cheat on us with cute furry little kittens.

Must be good with hairballs and small formerly living mammals.

Salary in Purrs and Tuna Treats Negotiable.
(Or is the word negligible?  That one confuses us.)

Please apply below.


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Kitties, do you see the extremes we are driven to?!  And do you know why?  Cause once again the mom is running away this weekend.  For those of you keeping count it's the elebenty seventh time this month!  We won't stand for it and have decided to put our paws down.  But until she comes back or one of you is hired, we guess we will see you some time next week. **  Hiss  **

We'll be languishing but we hope you will have a great weekend!

29 comments:

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL! Good luck wif da ad - hope ya find some more committed help.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Our Mommy meets the "must be willing not to travel" especially but fails miserably at the "enjoy waking up at the crack of dawn". ;)

Maybe you could organize another one of your pawsome pawties this weekend? Heehee.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Don't look over here for an applicant - my human does not fulfill your requirements.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Don't look here, either -- our own human definitely would NOT qualify. We despair of ever having a decent servant, frankly. Good luck with your job posting!

The Island Cats said...

Do not even consider the mom's application if she applies. She fails miserably.

Sorry your mom is leaving you again...what is she thinking??

Hannah and Lucy said...

Our Mum is useless so don't even think about interviewing her!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Pat Hatt said...

lol good servants are hard to come by

Brian said...

Dang, maybe we could all discuss the applicants at a house trashing pawty!

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

we have a good applicant but she's taken. Maybe we could clone her.

Patty Woodland said...

The horror! I do hope you get someone to fill the position

Marg said...

Hope you find someone as a new assistant but I will betcha that no one will be as good as your human Mom. Have a great day.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

PARTEE NUMBER 93 AT OUI'S HOUZ AGAIN !!!

BYOT...we got de grill, coalz and sum packaged friez ....see ewe in 7 ore sew ... dee pendin on de trade winds....

♥♥♥♥♥

Mariodacat said...

Gasp! Geez, your human is worse than mine. Mine's been getting failing grades lately too, but at least she hasn't taken off!

dezizworld said...

Aaaaaaw Sweet Oui Oui meez so sowwy yous mommys goin' away again. Maybe yous will get lots of goodys when shes gets home.

Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses

Dezi

Kitties Blue said...

OUI OUI, WE FEEL YOUR PAIN. YOU KNOW THAT OUR HUMANS LIKE TO GALLIVANT ABOUT. THE ONLY THING SAVING US IS THE HOLE IN MOM'S ANKLE. SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO GO BIKING OR SWIMMING SO WE HAVE HER JUST ABOUT 24/7. WE KNOW YOU AND YOUR FURSIBS READ OTHER BLOGS AND KNOW WE ALL HAVE THIS PROBLEM WITH OUR HUMANS. WE SAY, "KEEP MOM PAULA." AFTER ALL, IT IS REALLY A LOT OF WORK TO TRAIN SOMEONE NEW. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Austin Towers said...

Hahaha! Well good luck with that guys!!! I've been in despair for like forever about proper well trained staff!! Rarer than hen's teeth mol xox

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

The Kitties Blue have a point. Breaking in a new human is a real chore. Maybe you should just hide her luggage.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Ohno not again! House trashing pawty time!!!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We wish ya luck, but we're keepin ours!

Caren Gittleman said...

"gently used" OMC too funny! Trust me, you do NOT want my Mom! She flusters easily and is NO WAY going to blog every day!!! Love, Cody

BeadedTail said...

Our mommy doesn't meet those requirements either but if you have luck on the search, we might try too!

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

NOT AGAIN! We can't believe it! Maybe you should go on kitty strike! Are you guys going to have another house trashing party while she's gone? We wish you the best of luck.

P.S. You wouldn't want our mom or dad. They don't meet all of your criteria. But they're still pretty cool. We bet your mom really is pretty cool too. You wouldn't want to replace her REALLY.

LP said...

It's disappointing that she is leaving you AGAIN!, kitties. But deep down we know you'd never replace her despite her many so called infractions. Why don't you ruin a treasured article of hers? That might work better! :p

the critters in the cottage xo

meowmeowmans said...

Well, don't be looking over here, because our Mom and Dad don't meet your job requirements, either! ;)

clowiescorner said...

Your requirements sound very reasonable to me!
Does she really cheat on with you with cute little kittens? Or are you just worried she might?
I'm still working on training my bipeds.

Timmy Tomcat said...

Oh you poor kitties. You are under some horrible management and we fur 7 will cast our ears to the wind to see if a will be as a supplicant whick may be the best applicant
Timmy and Furmaly

Eileen said...

We feels your pain, the mom bean has a horrible habit of leaving us with the bean brofur and bean sisfur. Those two aren't well trained - our meals are late,'cuz they wakes up late and don't get us started on the litter box.

We hope you manage the weekend and we'll see you soon.

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Katie Isabella said...

Darlings! Mom said "ME ME ME ME!!!"

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

...at the VERY LEAST, we should be able to do a software upgrade that would make'em stay HOME more - right???