Friday Fun

While doing some research, with the help of my IT kitty, Mica Minnie Moo, I found some things that put a chuckle in my purr.  So I thought I would share.

I know you kitties and your parents understand!  So many of these are demonstrated day to day on our blogs.


If cats could talk, they wouldn't.  Nan Porter

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.  Dan Greenberg

Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.  Jeff Valdez

Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists.  How could they be, with a cat running their lives?  Louis Camuti

When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy.  Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.  Percy Bysshe Shelley

The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way.  Mark Twain

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.  Pam Brown

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.  Cynthia E. Varnado

If only cats grew into kittens.  R. Stern

Kittens are born with their eyes shut.  They open them in a about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.  Stephen Baker

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.  Leo Dworken

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.  E.W. Howe

For the Trout Talkin Tabbies:  The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - its also the reason they hate birds.  K.C. Buffington

And finally:  If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr.  Barbara L. Diamond

So, peace and purrs this weekend, sweet furriends.  I hope that wasn't TOO long, and you enjoyed it.  Have a fantastic weekend!