Thursday, March 21, 2013

Friday Fun

While doing some research, with the help of my IT kitty, Mica Minnie Moo, I found some things that put a chuckle in my purr.  So I thought I would share.

I know you kitties and your parents understand!  So many of these are demonstrated day to day on our blogs.


If cats could talk, they wouldn't.  Nan Porter

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.  Dan Greenberg

Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.  Jeff Valdez

Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists.  How could they be, with a cat running their lives?  Louis Camuti


When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy.  Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.  Percy Bysshe Shelley

The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way.  Mark Twain

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.  Pam Brown

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.  Cynthia E. Varnado

If only cats grew into kittens.  R. Stern

Kittens are born with their eyes shut.  They open them in a about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.  Stephen Baker


No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.  Leo Dworken

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.  E.W. Howe

For the Trout Talkin Tabbies:  The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - its also the reason they hate birds.  K.C. Buffington

And finally:  If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr.  Barbara L. Diamond

So, peace and purrs this weekend, sweet furriends.  I hope that wasn't TOO long, and you enjoyed it.  Have a fantastic weekend!

23 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I love ALL those quotes!

The Island Cats said...

Those are great! And definitely all true!! :)

Cherry City Kitties said...

That was just purrrrrrrrrfect!

Fuzzy Tales said...

They're all terrific, and our human chuckled over several, while nodding her head. :-)

Purrs and peace to you all too!

Hannah and Lucy said...

What a great post today - we just loved reading those quotes and they made Mum smile.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Pat Hatt said...

LOL those were good, almost make me spit my water out with the bird crack.

Brian said...

That was such a wonderful post and I enjoyed every one of them!

Lucy the Cat said...

I wanted to thank you so much for your lovely note about Lucy. You are right. She was so brave. I am very thankful for the memories but it's very hard right now missing her terribly. However, notes from you and others truly do help.

Also, I sure got a kick out of these quotes. Thanks for the smile.

meowmeowmans said...

Those are all SO true. We especially loved the one by Barbara L. Diamond. Hugs to you all!

Mariodacat said...

Oh, I love those. Funny but true!

Marilia said...

=)

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

a number of those I have seen, but I LOVE seeing them again!

Janet Blue said...

We loved all the quotes. Mom said she could relate especially to the one by Jeff Valdez. There are eight of us and we have never and will never pull a sled. 'Nuf said! Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

ABBY said...

Oh you put a gigantic grin on Momma's face!

Texas, a Cat in New York said...

Lovely quotes!
Purrs

Katie Isabella said...

Made my evening and I came back this morning to rtead them again. xoxo

sparkyspitfire said...

too long? keep going, we say. very lovely post. thank you.

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Never too many cat quotes!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We loved them ALL, and the last one was a purrfect one to end with.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

This isn't exactly correct, and I can't remember who said it, but it's one of my favorite cat quotes:

Cats are fragile creatures and susceptible to a great many diseases, but I never heard of one that suffered from insomnia.

Eric and Flynn said...

Thank you for your condolences for our precious boy. The love from everybody is helping us through our sadness.

Willow said...

Isn't it wonderful how so many humans know about uniqueness to create quotes about us. Supurrberb

Katz Tales said...

LOL get even, now that's true!