Wednesday, March 26, 2014

The Admissions of a Busy Little Tabby

Hi Kitties!  We are back!  FINALLY!  And guess what?  The mom didn't get half the stuff done she wanted to.  But, do we feel sorry for her?  No way!

Kitties, I have searched and searched my soul, and I have concluded that, being a kitty, I can't find anything I should confess!  While I might chew an occasional earbud cord while under the eye of a watchful mom, it's all in good fun.  So is counter surfing.

Bringing toys to bed
in the middle of the night
is all innocent fun!

Now, who would do that to the mom's magazine?
Still my conscience is clear.

Just because I'm at the scene of the crime
doesn't mean I did it!
Everyone knows paper is so comfy.

Next I'll get blamed for this too!
The mom should be grateful Carl didn't pee on it.

 No, you did not hear digging in the box
during middle of the night!
And that damage in the corner WAS there!


Well, ok, maybe you did hear something
but I think it was Mica Minnie Moo.

Oh, was that your breakfast?
Well, someone told me it wasn't that good
and they had to spit it out.
No thanks necessary.

 OMC!  When did that happen?

I have no idea why some silly kitty
would try to climb the curtains.
But next time, I'll warn them they could fall.
Or get their claws caught.
Not that I know from experience.

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Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Kitties NEVER have annything to confess about. Even the pens and such we whap off the table WANTED to be on the floor.

The Meezers or Billy said...

we see nothing that should be confessed! stuff happens. and it's usually that "some other cat's" fault

Hannah and Lucy said...

As stuff gets older it just falls apart - we blame the manufacturers.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Pat Hatt said...

lol those evil trolls that come in the middle of the night did it

Colehaus Cats said...

"No thanks necessary." MOL!!! We know you're innocent. Just look into your eyes! Purrs....

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Cats are sweet loving creatures. Everyone knows that. We are totally innocent!
(Somebody let a woofie in to do such damage??)

Katie Isabella said...

OK sweet Oui Oui! ONE more for the book and annals here at MY house. That was such a winner that Mom read and re-read it to me. I told her to stop...I GOT it but she was still laughing.

I believe every meow you uttered Oui Oui. I sure do. Every nuance and syllable!

Marg said...

Oh Oui Oui, we know you didn't do all that. After all there are other cats in the house. Glad you all are back. Take care.

Kitties Blue said...

OMC…looks like there may be more than one kitty in your house that isn't confessing. We do a lot of the same things at our house, but the only thing we do that really drives our mom totally bonkers is to throw our body next to or on top of hers in bed and commence a full-bath with slurping and licking and gnawing. It's so much fun. She pushes us away and we come right back. MOL! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo


Confess to what, everything looks normal to us! MOL

da tabbies o trout towne said...

happee ta see everee one again plus meowloz ta de naybor kitteh invisabull joe... who comes inta de houz N ...doez stuff !!! nice ta meet ewe dood :)

Annie Bear said...

Oh my gosh, this is so funny! Oui Oui, I always love your innocent face. Too funny blaming it on MMM as she's fast asleep. I just love this post!

Cathy Keisha said...

You must have a woofie fursib cos cats don’t do nothing like that. You’d better believe we don’t confess nothing.

Eileen said...

A tabby kitty woulds never do a tuxie, maybe, MOL

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Brian said...

My, y'all have been busy, busy, busy!

The Island Cats said...

Unless the humans catch you in the act, there's no way they can accuse you of doing any of those things!

meowmeowmans said...

Are you sure some raccoons didn't come in your house and do all that stuff? Because it looks like raccoons to us. Just saying. :)

Anonymous said...

All the evidence is circumstantial. It's so easy to be in the wrong place at the wrong time!

Katie Isabella said...

Your face Oui Oui!!!!! Oh we love it!

Kwee Cats and Art said...

Heeeeeyyyy, if you gonna have a house crashing party, invite us! We are purrfessionals. And hey, sometimes being on the scene means you are investigating, gathering clues, so you can help your Mom figure out who did it. You'd think she's never heard of CSI! And she watches all those crime shows...huh. But, we have no comment on that peeing on things. Nope, no comment at all.