Kitties, hear my tail of woe!
Did you see last week I was wearing a flower?
Yes, you know what that means!
I went to the beauty parlor!
The mom decided I was "gross"!
Can you imagine?
She even tried taking picture of my "grossness".
So what if I bit her when she tried "grooming" me.
Is this payback time?
I was NOT pleased!
So she stuffed me in the PTU and away we went.
It was a cold, nasty rainy day.
There's Iajer's farm in the distance.
It's never a good sign!
I was rained on and forced to wear a flower.
You just don't do that to a reigning Queen!
Now I'm keeping my distance.
But I still have the best stink eye ever!
They can wash, comb and cut my furs,
drag me through the rain,
force me to wear polyester
but they can't make me smile!