Kitties, let me tell you about the mysterious Captain America Shirt.
You know when you have a bad feeling things aren't going to be good?
Well, things got off to a rocky start . . .
I was napping and could feel the strange pull as I awoke.
OMC! Mica Moo don't go near those!
The mom let an uninspected package loose in the house!
Curse her!
Won't she EVER learn?
Get back while I do my job!
Yup, hexed in the mail.
Looks like some necromancer practiced his hoodoo on it.
Mica Moo! For the love of tuna, stay away!
I'm going have to fight this powerful curse . . . I can feel it taking over . . .
It's formidable and it's hidden in a pretty awesome nip pillow.
It's giving me the shakes, rattles and rolls.
Some kind of Obfuscatory Spell!
Any kitty near it starts to become indistinct.
First my head . . .
. . . then my tummy.
Finally the spell is broken! And does this shirt ever smell good! It's like the good smells of lots of kitty furriends. Its enticing!
Oh, dear me! The shirt is jinxed as well! I'm SO embarrassed! I'm a GIRL kitty and Captain America is a boy. I've got to hide my face.
I'm not coming out!
I don't need those kinds of problems.
Well, maybe I'll just help myself to the treats.
Oh Carl, do you have a minute? We have something for you!
(Of course you saw what happened to Carl
here.)
We want to thank our sweet furriends
for sending us this fun package,
the great toys, the totally pawsome nip pillow
that Oui Oui smacked the other kitties over when they got near it
and for the beautiful card!
It was so thoughtful and we enjoyed it all!
Let that be a lesson as to what can happen if the Box and Package Inspector General doesn't get a chance to do his or her job properly. We are specially trained to handle this type of problem, so don't try this at home without the correct training or snoopervision.
So we'd like to know if any of our furriends would like to wear the shirt? Oui Oui certifies it is completely safe and says she'll even add some of her favorite treats to go with it. We know it's been around for a while but we bet there are a few that haven't had the pleasure yet. Just let us know! We ship anywhere.
We'd also like to thank the mom for her truly horrendous photography. We were glad to be able to use it in a post - the blurriness, color shifts and all the other warts! Believe us, none of the "special effects" were intentional!