Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Tuesday Tabby T-Shirt Tale of Terror

Kitties, let me tell you about the mysterious Captain America Shirt.
You know when you have a bad feeling things aren't going to be good?
Well, things got off to a rocky start . . . 


I was napping and could feel the strange pull as I awoke.

OMC!  Mica Moo don't go near those!
The mom let an uninspected package loose in the house!
Curse her! 
Won't she EVER learn?


Get back while I do my job!
Yup, hexed in the mail.
Looks like some necromancer practiced his hoodoo on it.


Mica Moo!  For the love of tuna, stay away!


I'm going have to fight this powerful curse . . .   I can feel it taking over . . .


It's formidable and it's hidden in a pretty awesome nip pillow.

It's giving me the shakes, rattles and rolls.
Some kind of Obfuscatory Spell!
Any kitty near it starts to become indistinct.






 
 First my head . . .

 
 . . . then my tummy.




Finally the spell is broken!  And does this shirt ever smell good!  It's like the good smells of lots of kitty furriends.  Its enticing!

Oh, dear me!  The shirt is jinxed as well!  I'm SO embarrassed!  I'm a GIRL kitty and Captain America is a boy.  I've got to hide my face.
 I'm not coming out!


I don't need those kinds of problems.
Well, maybe I'll just help myself to the treats.


Oh Carl, do you have a minute?  We have something for you!

(Of course you saw what happened to Carl here.)
 We want to thank our sweet furriends
for sending us this fun package,
the great toys, the totally pawsome nip pillow
that Oui Oui smacked the other kitties over when they got near it

and for the beautiful card!
It was so thoughtful and we enjoyed it all!



Let that be a lesson as to what can happen if the Box and Package Inspector General doesn't get a chance to do his or her job properly.  We are specially trained to handle this type of problem, so don't try this at home without the correct training or snoopervision.

So we'd like to know if any of our furriends would like to wear the shirt?  Oui Oui certifies it is completely safe and says she'll even add some of her favorite treats to go with it.  We know it's been around for a while but we bet there are a few that haven't had the pleasure yet.  Just let us know!  We ship anywhere.


We'd also like to thank the mom for her truly horrendous photography.  We were glad to be able to use it in a post - the blurriness, color shifts and all the other warts!  Believe us, none of the "special effects" were intentional!

30 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Well. You KNOW that there's an ORNJ cat here just DYING to model that shirt propurrly!

Lone Star Cats said...

Nip, dat explains it!

The Swiss Cats said...

We didn't know that the shirt was travelling ! How exciting ! Purrs

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Ah, good! It sounds like the Katnip Lounge human has spoken for it - 'cause I don't want it anywhere near me!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

You make a cute Captainess America, Oui Oui! MOL.

Now we can't wait to see the ORNJ cat at the Katnip Lounge model that shirt (run, Felix!).

Pat Hatt said...

LOL I'll remember that packages need a good inspection, no jinxed shirts for us

Marg said...

Well that is exciting. You found a nice home for that shirt. Don't think any of us would want to wear that shirt. That was such a good story. Well done. Take care.

LP said...

Oui Oui, you did that shirt proud! :)

And Carl too for that matter! Mica Moo...you got a few treats out of it...so it's all good! :)

We are glad you liked the catnip pillow. The nip is locally grown and the woman who makes them is pawsome. We love those pillows but have to wait for the outdoor Farmer Markets before we can get them!

Tell your Mama we will write her an e-mail today.

love,
the critters in the cottage xo

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

I'm not saying a word. Or meowing one, either!

Laila and Minchie said...

Did you smell Minchie's smell on the shirt? We got it back last October and happy to see it's still traveling. You wore it very well!

dezizworld said...

MOL Meez fawt da fotos wus wunnewful. And ya'll looked pawsum in da shiwt. Meez mebews seein' it when meez fiwst stawted bloggin' but didn't know where it went. MOL Dat is so cool. Wees wuld be innewsted in playin' ifin nopawdy else is. Curse wees wuld need tu know da wules as dis only be da 3rd time wees seen it.

Luv ya'

Dezi

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oui Oui you did a find job checking out the package and modelling the shirt (so did Carl). We can't wait to see how the Katnip Loungers do with it next.

Brian said...

The nip and the treats are much better than the shirt!

Kitties Blue said...

What a meowvolous post. Sometimes blurry photos are just the thing. We just love that the shirt is still making the rounds. That is going to be a tight fit on Katnip Lounge's ORNJ cat. Mom really likes the photo with the flashing "poof" over it. That is so cool. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Caren Gittleman said...

I love the hiding the head photo best! Capt America can be girls too!

Flynn said...

You did a good job with the shirt, but I am just glad it is not coming my way.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

we loved thiz post guys...!!! way awesum pack age oh goods ya getted two.... N frank lee we think yur mom did a grate job on foto grafee.....de food serviss purrson heer in TT canna take a good picture oh a concreet slab or any thing else that doez knot mewve !!!

Annie Bear said...

Oui Oui, you make Captain America pretty! What a fun package and post!

Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

It's all fun and games until someone has to put on a shirt :D

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

WE are MOLing at Tails of the Foster Kittens' comment!

The Meezers or Billy said...

the only one that could fit in the shert is Nicky. but you looked good in it!

Clooney said...

OMC kitties, if the T-shirt disappeared once, maybe it will again...hang tough in the shadows Mica Minnie Moo!

Fuzzy Tales said...

No jinxed shirts for us, either. Our human wouldn't dare make the attempt. LOL.

Thanks so much for stopping by to wish Derry a happy birthday yesterday!

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Glad to read that there are one crazy ORNJ cat at the Katnip Lounge that already have spoken for that t-shirt :)

XOXO

meowmeowmans said...

No thank you, say Moosey, Gracie and Zoe! Jinxed packages and shirts sound too scary for us! :)

Timmy Tomcat said...

Very good work preventing dangerous spells and other types things free reign.
We are so glad that shirt if finally on the move again. I seems a few kitties are faint of paw to try but our Rumpy Bump Stumpnots gave it a whirl. He said he felt very heroic. UnFURtunately as soon as he took it off he went back to Snively Whiplash MOL
Timmy

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

Oui Oui, you are a pro package inspector!! And you look soooo cute in that Captain America shirt! Sophie tried it on too, even though she is a girl. Those toys look like lots of fun, and we loved the photos and narration. Have a great Wednesday!

BeadedTail said...

Poor Felix but thank Cod it's spoken for already cause there's not enough nip that could make us wear that!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Seeing the clothes on one of you is scary enough! We can't read further.

Panting in fear...

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Very funny! But Tommie and Mickey Mouser say please please don't make us wear any more clothings. The only clothing shop we want is photoshop.
xxoo