Dear Santa Paws,
I am the one who bit the Girl for giving me a bath then combing me with the hated undercoat comb. I couldn't help it, I just hate bathing and combing so much. Someone scratched her too, but I don't think it was me. Of course, it could have been...
For Christmas you could bring me some interesting things to pee on. I enjoy experimenting and trying new things out. Just leave the stuff on the floor and I'll find it. Also, it would be nice if I could find a friend to sing Arias with. Maybe a Karaoke machine would be fun too. If you could bring jobs to everyone who needs one, and peace to the hearts of those in turmoil, I think many would be happy enough to sing with me.
An elf left some Temptations out, and let me tell you, they were excellent! I left some for you.
Purrs and Merry Christmas,