Thursday, December 22, 2011

DEAR SANTA PAWS



Dear Santa Paws,

I am the one who bit the Girl for giving me a bath then combing me with the hated undercoat comb.  I couldn't help it, I just hate bathing and combing so much. Someone scratched her too, but I don't think it was me. Of course, it could have been...

For Christmas you could bring me some interesting things to pee on.  I enjoy experimenting and trying new things out.  Just leave the stuff on the floor and I'll find it.  Also, it would be nice if I could find a friend to sing Arias with.  Maybe a Karaoke machine would be fun too.  If you could bring jobs to everyone who needs one, and peace to the hearts of those in turmoil, I think many would be happy enough to sing with me.

An elf left some Temptations out, and let me tell you, they were excellent!  I left some for you.

Purrs and Merry Christmas,

Carlos


13 comments:

Avalons Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

Carlos, you made da mom laugh, jus leave the stuffz owt and you find it ...hahaha new thinz to pee on ..... you sumthin else :))))))
We hopez you get efurythin you wishin fur, we hopez efuryone getz jobz, and homez ,an food and Luv ^..^
Merry Chrismouse Dude ^..^

The Purr Diaries said...

I am loving these Christmas letters - so so sweet!!! :o)
Happy Holidays! =^..^=

Sparkle said...

I think these are excellent requests!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We have an award for you on our blog - please come and collect it.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

MoMo said...

Heeheheeeeeeeee, love your letter and Christmas card. So funny!

Hope you get all that you want and more!

Brian said...

I think that request is just purrfect! Have a very Merry Christmas everyone!

The Island Cats said...

Oh Carlos! We don't think Santa Paws is gonna bring you stuff to pee on...just sayin'...

Hannah and Lucy said...

What a very good list for Santa - you letter was short and sweet - we hope he finds everything you wished for. Probably your Mom might be praying that that there's been a rush on things to pee on and there won't be any more available this year - just saying!!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Lucy the Cat said...

I too love these letters to Santa. I'm wondering if you'll get those new things to pee on. I also hope people get jobs. I'm sure Santa knows you've been a good boy. You couldn't help but bite your mom. After all, she was giving you a bath. That's just wrong in my opinion.

Purrs,
Lucy

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Kitty karaoke? That sounds utterly awesome!

Purrs,
The Chans

rumpydog said...

Oh Dog! I'm sure Santa will overlook that little indiscretion- after all, you WERE provoked! Happy holidays!!!

ABBY said...

Carlos
We loved your list for Santa Paws!

Ho ho ho hee hee hee!

Merry Christmas!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Mr Puddy said...

Santa must laugh ..tee..heh
And Hoo ! Hoo ! Hoo ! I won't be around till next 3 weeks, But I would love to say...Merry Christmas !!!!
I wish you all have a very best time and lots of presents
xoxo

Puddy and Mom Boom