Monday, December 19, 2011

DEAR SANDY CLAWS



Dear Sandy Claws,

I know you know what a good girl I have been this year!  Unlike other years and other kitties, I didn't bite anybody!  I didn't send anyone to the hospital for even one day this year either.  That's how good I've been.  I didn't chase, scratch or bite Mica Moo once.  I did try to kill her from under the door every night, but I don't think that counts cause I never actually touched her.  I stared at her hard when I saw her, but the Mom is so careful around us that I hardly ever saw her.  My staring didn't hurt her, so I don't think that should count either.

You probably heard me hissing most nights at Carl and Oui Oui when they came too close to me, but I only hissed and hardly ever whapped anyone - so, no harm done!  And I'm sure you noticed how nicely I purred and snuggled with my Mommy, and how nice and clean I kept my furs.  I didn't mind when mommy cleaned my eye boogers.

You could bring me some foods and snacks.  I'm not too fussy, I like them all.  Nip is always good too.  Maybe you could find new homes for Carl, Oui Oui and especially Mica Moo.  That would be my top wish.  For the poor kitties in the world, maybe you can find them mommies to purr with like my mommy.  But not my mommy - she's taken.  Carl, Oui & Mica Moo could all use new mommies too.  That would make me very happy!

I hope you don't mind I ate most of the Beachside Crunch Oui left out for you.  I didn't touch the water, so that's nice and clean.  And I left some milk out for you after I sampled it to make sure it was good.  It is.

Purrs and no hisses,
Julie

P.S.  My claws get sandy when I leave the littler box too.  Maybe my nickname could be Julie Sandy Claws.

7 comments:

Avalons Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

Awwww mommeh thikz dat waz soooo Cute and you have been a furry good girl.
But we don't think Sandtoe iz goin to find new homez fur Carl, oui oui, or mica moo,,, we think you stuck wif dem..... ^..^ so don't be surprized if dey still dere fur Chrismouse.... We hopin Ol' Sandtoe Clawz don't bring anythin wif 4 legz to owr house ^..^ ...... But we hopez you get efurythin a Good Girl dezervez ^..^
Purrz & Kissez ~
xoxoxoxoxoxo & xo

Hannah and Lucy said...

We don't think that Sandy Paws has the time to find new homes for Carl, OuiOui or Mica Moo as he has lots of kitties to visit and leave treats for. Maybe he will have more time another year!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

The Island Cats said...

Jeez, Julie...if we didn't know better, we'd swear Zoey wrote this letter...well of course she woulda had our names in there instead of Mica Moo and Oui Oui and the others.

Wally & Ernie

Lucy the Cat said...

Julie, I think the fact that you didn't bite anyone is really amazing and I'm sure Sandy Claws will agree. For years Lucy wished that the other kitties in our home would get a new home but she's finally grown accustomed to Simba. Annie on the other hand...

I have no doubt you will get some yummy things for Christmas. After all, purring with your mommy always rates high.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Hey Julie! Maybe before you mail that missive to Sandy Paws, you might rethink that "new homes" bit. Just a suggestion, you know... We really hope you get spoiled!

Purrs,
The Chans

ABBY said...

Julie
That is a very nice letter to Santa Paws. We bet you will be surprised to find your stocking full of your favorites this year.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

The Purr Diaries said...

I LOVE THIS POST! You are so sweet Julie!!! xox