Monday, December 19, 2011
DEAR SANDY CLAWS
Dear Sandy Claws,
I know you know what a good girl I have been this year! Unlike other years and other kitties, I didn't bite anybody! I didn't send anyone to the hospital for even one day this year either. That's how good I've been. I didn't chase, scratch or bite Mica Moo once. I did try to kill her from under the door every night, but I don't think that counts cause I never actually touched her. I stared at her hard when I saw her, but the Mom is so careful around us that I hardly ever saw her. My staring didn't hurt her, so I don't think that should count either.
You probably heard me hissing most nights at Carl and Oui Oui when they came too close to me, but I only hissed and hardly ever whapped anyone - so, no harm done! And I'm sure you noticed how nicely I purred and snuggled with my Mommy, and how nice and clean I kept my furs. I didn't mind when mommy cleaned my eye boogers.
You could bring me some foods and snacks. I'm not too fussy, I like them all. Nip is always good too. Maybe you could find new homes for Carl, Oui Oui and especially Mica Moo. That would be my top wish. For the poor kitties in the world, maybe you can find them mommies to purr with like my mommy. But not my mommy - she's taken. Carl, Oui & Mica Moo could all use new mommies too. That would make me very happy!
I hope you don't mind I ate most of the Beachside Crunch Oui left out for you. I didn't touch the water, so that's nice and clean. And I left some milk out for you after I sampled it to make sure it was good. It is.
Purrs and no hisses,
P.S. My claws get sandy when I leave the littler box too. Maybe my nickname could be Julie Sandy Claws.
Posted by Oui Oui at 11:53 PM