WOO HOO! THE MOM IS GONE!
If you want to stop by and help trash the place, come on over! There's plenty of foods out and lots of TP in the bathrooms for chewing, unrolling or what ever your heart desires. If there is something else you'd love to trash, we're sure we have it!
The mom's going to be gone a just few days and a neighbor is going to look in, but we figured everyone could hide UTB when she pokes her nose in.
Let the trashing commence! Let's see if the neighbors call the police!