You may have noticed my beautiful, floofy tail. I love my tail and wave it around like a flag. My mommy is used to getting hit in the face with it too. Its a royal tail, fit for a Queen like me. The furs are so soft, and they smell good.
So, what is the problem you ask? Well, because of some un-named one's attitude, the mom won't comb out that un-named one's mats anymore. I suppose she doesn't like being growled at or bitten. Its difficult to speculate.
Instead she found a "groomery" specializing in cats. Umph! You'd think they'd go out of business, I mean, what cat needs outside help with grooming? So, over the weekend, after we got our power back, the mom took me there and they SUMMERIZED me! Yes, they removed my undercoat, and they didn't forget to do my tail! And then there was the "sani-clip", which for modesty's sake I won't show any pictures. Let's just say the mom had a good laugh when she saw a space between my back legs wide enough to "spit watermelon seeds through". Who knew the mom was such a rube!
So here I am in the before pictures:
See how fluffilishus my tail is!
Everything looked ok when she came to pick me up:
But then, when we got home, this is what was discovered!
Please note I no longer have my bow, I squished it as soon as I could.
I'm worried its going to take more than a year for my full glory to wave again! If that isn't something to whine about, I don't know what is!