A Trauma

With all the celebrations going on here, I haven't had much time to tell you about a very traumatic event that happened a little before my birthday party.  I was relieved to see most kitties at my party were feeling no pain and didn't notice what happened to my eye.  It was SO embarrassing!

I wouldn't let the mom photograph it

and she tried all different angles trying to get a good shot of my eye.

Thank Cod she doesn't work as a photographer, or we'd all starve!

I bopped myself in the eye.  That's all I'll say.

See how little my chin is?

I don't have any whisker humps either.

See yesterday's post.

I have an overbite too!

(Have I distracted you?)

So, it was into the PTU for me. 

Shoot!  I recognize this road. 

Uh oh, there's Yeager's Farm.

The cows must be in another pasture.

Maybe if I sing loud enough, the mom will forget where she's going.

 At this point I am protesting as loud as I can!

 Wasn't my eye bad enough?

I have to go through this too!

Please have mercy!

The Vet spilled the beans!  He said I had blunt force trauma to my cornea, but there is no scratch.  He thinks I ran into something when I was playing.  That makes me sound so clumsy!  I'm a cat!  And graceful, with lightening reflexes. 

 Then the mom starts in on HER theories!  She starts telling a story about how she was walking upstairs while I was walking on the upstairs banister when I fell off onto her head.  And she makes some smart *$$ comment about it raining cats.  Please, shoot me now!  So she thinks I could have fallen.  Just for telling that story, I won't tell her what happened.  Let it be another one of those "While I was at work" mysteries!

She is glad there wasn't any more damage than I had, and that I didn't pop my eye out of its socket.  Actually, I'm glad of that too!

I'll just hide for the time being...

WHISKER HUMPLESS WEDNESDAY & HISSTORY

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OUI OUI MADE HISSTORY!!

Stop by Wendy's LOL Spot and see what she's done to our Tummy gif!

Oh, dear!

The world will never be the same again...

A GENEROUS OFFER!

I wanted to acknowledge a very generous offer by the Meezers, Billy, and of course, The Meezer Mom at Meezer Tails.  Did I get the word "Meezer" in that sentence enough times?  They offered to make an additional donation for each comment in my name for my birthday to PAWS at Animal Shelter Volunteer Life!  I just can't say it enough, we have met the most wonderful people and kitties through blogging!

We love the kitties and their antics at Meezer Tails.  A couple years ago, the mom here would tease The Girl, telling her she would replace her with a meezer when she moved out of the house (this is how we got Mica Moo).  Sometime during her Google meezer searches she stumbled upon the Meezer Tails. She loved reading their blog, which she did every day first thing at work.  What a great way to start the day!  It is because of them the mom thought she could have a kitty blog too, although she knows she isn't a great writer or anything.  The first time they left a comment here, she was so excited!  In fact, she couldn't have been more excited if the Queen of England had written a comment.

So, we all here say humbly, thank you to everyone at Meezer Tails.  We are really touched, and appreciate your kind offer.  We are the blessed ones for knowing you, and all the great and generous people and their kitties in the blogging world.

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Today is "Straw Hat Day"

so in honor of that

Sorry, there are no photos of Mica Minnie Moo who was STILL watching funny kitten videos on YouTube, or Julie who is recuperating from all the nip stogies at the party.

THANK YOU EVERYONE!

Many thanks to all the kitties and woofies who attended my party!  Thanks to you my Commentathon was a success.  I couldn't have done it without you!  I appreciate all the support from all my dear blogging friends.

So here are the results.  I asked Mica Minnie Moo, who as most of you know, spent a long time living Out There.  Since she is so street smart, I let her use the catculator and figure what we raised.  We didn't trust the mom to do it.  I mean, would you trust someone who talks about numbers like "forty one" and "twenty three"?  Really, its her idea of a joke!

MMM!  You are supposed to be adding everything up,

not watching YouTube!

Mica Moo says we had elebenty squillion and five comments and sixtillion friends.  Adding it all up, we raised the entire $100!!  We promised our special friend MoMo, who couldn't attend cause SS was travelling, we would remember her. So that makes it $100.75.  We know that is TOO DIFFICULT for the mom, so we just told her its $101 for our excellent friends at  PAWS.

I also want to thank whichever kitty or woofie stopped Truffle and Brulee from getting into the Niptinis! Thank goodness someone was still on their toes.  Those kittens are just too curious!

I had the best birthday surprise of all! Guess who showed up?  Yes!  The Girl!

Unfortunately, she had to leave all too soon!

Thanks again, dear friends!  I will be visiting all of you, but with elebenty squillion and more to visit, it will probably take a couple days.  I don't have to tell you what slackers those moms can be!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OUI OUI!

Happy 6th Birthday Sweet Oui Oui!

You are the light of our lives

and to celebrate we are hosting a Commentathon all weekend

for PAWS at Animal Shelter Volunteer Life!

Time to Party!

We are elated you showed up!
Thank you for making this a success.

For every comment we will donate 50 cents to PAWS

As you know, PAWS is a special no kill shelter that does wonderful work
finding homes for animals that have no where else to go.
We are proud to call them friends and admire them greatly.

AND AN EXTRA SPECIAL BONUS!
Because you are wonderful kitties we are honored to know

Its a Furriendathon too!

If you sign up to follow us, we'll donate an additional 25 cents!

We have met so many wonderful kitties & beans because of blogging.

Life is too short not to know as many exceptional folks as possible.
Woofie friends welcome too!
There's plenty of things they will like here too.

Here's the fine print:  One comment and friend per blog.
We will donate up to $100 to PAWS!

SO NOW LETS PARTY!

GRAB A DRINK

In addition to the ever popular Niptini, chose a

Singapura Sling, Purradise, Tomcat Collins, Bloody Meowie

Brass Mancat, Whiskery Sour, Daiquepurri, Sloe Gin Hiss,

and for those who love New Orleans, have a Purricane!

Milk for the kittens

STOP BY THE BUFFET!

Henry's been cooking all day.
He's delicious!

There's kitty sized Cornish Hens

Clamsters

Real Live Dead Shrimp

with Bacon!

Maryland Steamed Crabs

Sashimi and Sushi

Surf and Turf

 A Crown of Lamb

 Roast Beast

 Vishus Deer
(Ignore those garlicks!  Who wants those!)

French Toast
Specially for a certain Meezer

Peanut Butter!
Oui Oui's favorite!
Sorry, no fruits or vegables - we don't like them.

HAVE SOME DESSERT

Cute Cupcakes

Eat the cream.
Play with the Fruit!

Be sure to save room for the cake

FOR MUSIC


Enjoy being serenaded while you eat...

Or some music the younger set picks out.
We hope it doesn't sound too scratchy!

THERE'S LIVE ENTERTAINMENT

Grab one of Julie's favorite nip stogies first.

Or go for the fresh stuff!

 The ever popular fancy mice.
One is sure to strike your fancy!

 Rats for kitties who love a challenge and like to show off their skills.

We even have expert challenges!

Or moths if you prefer.

(some are slightly used, but still good!)

And a wide selection of toys.

WE KNOW YOU ARE CATS!

There are plenty of places to nap and hang out.

Some are exotic.

A group condo for hanging with furriends.

Or fit for the Princesses attending.

Purrhaps you like just plain comfy!

There's even one for kitties who love punky things!

This one is spiked with the mom's dirty socks.

Its so popular early arrivals are already claiming it!

Thank you so much for coming and helping to make our Commentathon a success.  We hope you had fun at Oui Oui's party.  Stay as long as you like!  Don't forget your comment!  Sincere thanks to all for being our furriend.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!  Where would we be without you?  Have a wonderful day!

Resting Up!

I'm resting up for the weekend!  Please come to my birthday party and commentathon for PAWS!  I hope to see you there.

I'll even share my favorite smelly shoes with you!