Me-arg! Avast ye ol' sea hag!
Tis not seemly to be dressed up and slapped on a cannon.
I'd druther walk the plank!
Woe is me!
Me hearties, time to teach the sea hag photoshop.
Please?
There be lots of mateys meowing at the Tabby Cat Club. Stop o'er and grab some grog and booty!
