WANTED!

IMMEDIATE OPENING!

Great Benefits and Purrsonal Satisfaction!

Must be Willing Not to Travel!

Gently Used Applicants Welcome.

We are seeking an enthusiastic mom (or dad) who enjoys waking at the crack of dawn to serve kitties their foods.  Someone who doesn't fluster at being run across at night or hearing odd scratching sounds.  She (or he) must be willing to play or pet at all hours, be at our beck and call, and live according to our whims.  Someone who is committed to blogging for us every day and knows a typo when she (he) sees it.  And someone who doesn't cheat on us with cute furry little kittens.

Must be good with hairballs and small formerly living mammals.

Salary in Purrs and Tuna Treats Negotiable.

(Or is the word negligible?  That one confuses us.)

Please apply below.

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Kitties, do you see the extremes we are driven to?!  And do you know why?  Cause once again the mom is running away this weekend.  For those of you keeping count it's the elebenty seventh time this month!  We won't stand for it and have decided to put our paws down.  But until she comes back or one of you is hired, we guess we will see you some time next week. **  Hiss  **

We'll be languishing but we hope you will have a great weekend!