Asking the Tough Questions

I'm taking advantage of Answer Your Cat's Questions Day cause I've always wondered why:

The mom, WHY did you hafta buy water bowls that look like water coolers?  You ruined all my fun!  If I didn't mind a wet butt, why would you care if I sat on the rims and tipped the water bowls over?

The mom:  Sorry, Oui Oui, it wasn't pleasant walking through water, and did you REALLY not want anything to drink during the day while I was at work?

The mom, are you a drama queen?  I didn't mind!

You know, the mom, I am not always tired at night and sometimes I like a good scratching session in my favorite box to help me get back to sleep.  What's the matter with that?

The mom:  **  glares  **  You know everyone else is sleeping!  I think you are lonely and just want some attention!

So, what is wrong with that?

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If you are interested in hearing more tough questions from your favorite tabby friends, skip on over to the Tabby Cat Club where there is a whole lot of 'splaining going on!

Déjà Vu

 Oh!  What got you out of bed at this time? 

Isn't it kinda late?

I'm listening closely and I don't hear anything.

You know, every time you get up you wake me up! 

Stop getting up, stay in bed.

I WASN'T scratching!  I'm in exactly the same position as last time!

Not again!

I was just stretching.  Stretching, not scratching.

It wasn't me this time!  I haven't moved my paws at all.  Honest.

Look!  I'M the one tearing paper with my teeth.

Quietly.

You know, you're right, I did hear something this time.  I hate to say it but . . .

. . . I think it might have been Mica Moo. 

Alright!  Alright!  I'm going back to sleep!  Isn't it about time for you to get up for work?

So the saga continues!

Dedicated with love to Katie and her mom.