Back when the mom found out we had (shudder) fleas, we were subjected to the indignity of baths! ALL of us. Can you believe it??? WHAT is the matter with these people? DON'T they see we take baths EVERY DAY?! CAN'T they SMELL how clean we are??? HOW do reasonable cats like us DEAL with ignorant beans like them??
So, they didn't even let me out of the PTU when we got home from the V.E.T.s (Vishus Evil Torcherer's), but plunked me straight into the tub. And proceeded to use a Coconut/ Berry shampoo on me. How disgusting and humiliating! I mean, I'm a MANCAT. Couldn't they use something MANLY on me, like maybe FOX URINE scented shampoo or something like that? Oh, no! That would make TOO MUCH SENSE!
So while the Girl was SCRUBBING away, I fought as hard as I could. I twisted and squirmed, and finally I saw my chance and I CHOMPED! I didn't let go, and when she didn't squeal, I CHOMPED HARDER!! Until she did squeal ... well, more like yell "OH, NO YOU DIDN'T!!". And a few words I can't repeat here cause young kittens may be reading. THAT my friends, is a FURRY MANLY MAN BITE. Bite 'em til they holler! And, O! Did it feel GOOD! It was definitely better for my teeth than Greenies!
Before the bite
LOOK AT ME! Do you blame me?
After the bite
Tomorrow the thrilling tale continues...........
I'm sorry its taken SO LONG to tell this tale, but the Mom is incredibly lame about getting things done! And she runs on and on about anything and everything! NOT a good combination. By the way, don't be taken in by those first 2 photos, they were posed so the mom could take pictures. She's not good at pictures either! I really did fight hard, like a mancat should.